That’s Enough Lisa
According to Lisa Rinna, in a recent interview w/ Nancy O’dell, she wanted hideous lips since she was a child.
“Back 23 years ago I saw Beaches the movie & Barbara Hershey went and had collagen put in her lips and we thought that, that was- as silly as it may sound- the coolest thing ever!”
(Lisa Rinna, to Access Hollywood’s Nancy O’dell)
1) Let’s not kid ourselves Lisa, 23 years ago? You expect us to believe that? Try 33 years ago.
2) Really? Mr. Potatohead lips look cool?
3) Ew. You look like a bee stung you.
Also ew, Rinna goes on to say, instead of using collagen (b/c that isn’t permanent) she had silicon put in her lips. She gave her lips a boob job. Classy. To make sure her fake boob lips stay soft, she has to use cortisone cream b/c scar tissue develops around the silicon. Wow Lisa, your husband is, er, a lucky man.
She likens her boob-lips to getting a tattoo b/c tat’s are permanent. Well, yes they are (kinda). You can fade tattoos or have them removed w/o losing/damaging part of your face (unless you were awesome enough to get your ex’s name tatted on your forehead). And oh yeah Lisa, you’re an entertainer. Your face is kinda important to your job.
Ew.......They don't even look like lips.
You Should Be Ashamed
This is just ugly. These models work hard at not eating so they can look skinny. Not only did you make them fat with your ugly clothes, you made them ugly with your ugly make-up. Shame on you.
WTF
The Trash Can Is Right There
Really? You couldn’t walk the extra step to put your garbage in (or back in) the garbage can right there? Whoever let this be = FAIL
That Poor Child
Who would do this to their child? Do you want your child to be afraid of the potty? Really? I mean that looks traumatic.
Bad bad bad lazy parent! Shame on you!
Just Plain Ew
I work with the nastiest people! Whoever destroyed their bowels in the bathroom managed to, not only make the ladies room unusable for the rest of the day, stink up a 50 foot hall and the kitchen! What I’d like to email,
Dear colleagues:
As many of you hopefully realize the restrooms are the most frequently used communal space. I ask that you take pride and care in using our rest rooms. Adhering to these suggestions will keep our bathrooms from smelling and looking like a ladies truck stop restroom (sorry if any of you have second jobs as lot lizards):
1) Always clean up any water you drip on the counters or floors.
2) Always clean up any hand soap you drip.
3) Always clean up and dispose of, properly, your hand towels.
4) Always flush and wipe down toilet seats.
5) Always wrap your used feminine products AND APPLICATORS with tissue paper, before you throw them away.
6) If for whatever reason you cause the bathroom to smell like a 40 year old dumpster at the fishing docks, please, for the love of all of God’s creatures use one of the 6 bottles of air freshener provided.
Additionally (in reference to #6), you might want to get that checked out by a doctor. It’s not right. Thank you,
Your thoroughly disgusted co-worker that still can’t believe she works with such gross heathens
My Lunch
This is my lunch. It’s a “healthy” microwave meal. Not only does it look like vomit, but it smells like feet. I better lose a pound for this one.
It tasted like vomit. I couldn’t get past one bite. I literally gagged.
That’s just nasty!
Rotten office fridge cleanup sends 7 to hospital
SAN JOSE, Calif. – An office worker cleaning a fridge full of rotten food created a smell so noxious that it sent seven co-workers to the hospital and made many others ill. Firefighters had to evacuate the AT&T building in downtown San Jose on Tuesday, after the flagrant fumes prompted someone to call 911. A hazmat team was called in.
What they found was an unplugged refrigerator that had been crammed with moldy food.
Authorities said an enterprising office worker had decided to clean it out, placing the food in a conference room while using two cleaning chemicals to scrub down the mess. The mixture of old lunches and disinfectant caused 28 people to need treatment for vomiting and nausea.
Authorities said the worker who cleaned the fridge didn’t need treatment — she can’t smell because of allergies.
Associated Press
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