Ewwww What Is That?

Captchas can be so crude.

lucentabella — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 02:37:23 +0000

I don’t think it’s too much to ask that my captcha options be something sweet and confidence boosting. e.g. smarty pants, pretty girl, you’re awesome

This is what the internet thinks of you:

So……..You’re Saying It was A Dude…….

lucentabella — Wed, 26 May 2010 21:44:31 +0000

UNIVERSITY POLICE INVESTIGATE CAMPUS ROBBERY

A 20 year-old male UA Student reported to University Police that he was the victim of a robbery that occurred at approximately 2:00 A.M. on Sunday, April 11, 2010. The victim stated he was at work making a food delivery in the 300 block of on the University campus when he was approached by five college-aged males. They engaged the victim in a short conversation before one of the males struck the victim and a scuffle ensued. They took property from the victim and fled in an unknown direction. The victim was able to hold one of the subjects at the scene and this person was turned over to University Police for follow up investigation. The victim suffered a non-life threatening injury during the incident. The victim did not observe any weapon during the event.

The descriptions provided of the suspects who left the scene are as follows:

Suspect 1:

Male – Medium Complexion
Age – College-aged
Height – unknown
Weight – Unknown
Unknown clothing description.

Suspect 2:

Male – Medium Complexion
Age – College-aged
Height – unknown
Weight – Unknown
Unknown clothing description.

Suspect 3:

Male – Medium Complexion
Age – College-aged
Height – unknown
Weight – Unknown
Unknown clothing description.

Suspect 4:

Male – Dark Complexion
Age – College-aged
Height – unknown
Weight – Unknown
Unknown clothing description.

If it’s long and hard….then maybe….

lucentabella — Wed, 19 May 2010 01:44:26 +0000

Dirty Diaper Deed

lucentabella — Wed, 12 May 2010 18:48:24 +0000

As I was walking through my neighborhood I stumbled across this awesomeness. I have some classy neighbors!

Sent from Sara’s iPhone. Take THAT Droid!

Try to Contain Yourself

lucentabella — Tue, 11 May 2010 14:47:00 +0000

That’s it? That’s my “prize” inside? Lame, Cracker Jack. Lame. Wtf kind of prize is a “pencil topper?” you used to have awesome prizes, like fake rings & rub-on tattoos. This is crap.

I dare you not to snicker

lucentabella — Sun, 09 May 2010 23:49:15 +0000

When you order this

Did I hear that correctly?

lucentabella — Thu, 06 May 2010 20:51:56 +0000

App fail

My neighbors are weird

lucentabella — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 02:34:35 +0000

Technically, they aren’t my neighbors. I pass their trailer 2 long country roads before you even get to my neighborhood. Anyway, they’ve had this doll tied to their mailbox for a month now. FYI we had tornados last Saturday. You KNOW that thing is permanent.

Holy Crap It’s HUGE

lucentabella — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:42:40 +0000

I frickin’ hate bugs. I’m pretty sure I’d pass out if I ever saw a giant tree weta:

WTF kind of shit does this thing eat?

My phone call has a warranty? Awesome!

lucentabella — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 15:14:13 +0000

So, does this mean if my phone call doesn’t go the way I want it to go, I can get it replaced? Awesome!

Ps: I’m aware they intended to direct owners to call the number listed. I’m making fun of their aversion to commas.