Ewwww What Is That?

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That can’t be safe

I saw a kid (about 6) jumping on this trampoline. This can’t be safe. Why all the crap in the yard?



June 17, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross | 2 Comments

Chocolate, blood, or cat poop?

I noticed this on the bed just now. Ew! At first, I thought, “Great, one of the cats got sh!t on the bed! Argggg!” Then I remembered, I cut too low on one of Hunter’s nails (1 of our cats) – maybe she got blood on the sheet. I called Ben in to investigate. We determined, it’s not from a cat. Don’t ask how we determined this….anyway…… I forgot, I had a chocolate chip granola bar! It’s a melted chip. Now I feel like a total fatty!


And yes, we have gold colored sheets.  That’s because we’re claaaaaaassy.

June 17, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross, food | , , , , | 2 Comments

Quizno’s | “Toasty Torpedo”

There are so many things wrong with this commercial! First, dude looks at his crotch when he says, “not doing that again it burned.” The oven is just f’n freaky. He tells Steve to put it in him. Ew. This commercial makes me so uncomfortable. I refuse to eat at Quiznos. I mean, who wants to eat a sandwich from a place where the employee/oven relationship crosses that line? Talk about discovering a hair in your food. Nasty. That’s just nasty.

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June 17, 2009 Posted by | food | Comments Off on Quizno’s | “Toasty Torpedo”

This Is A Shitty Pen

Talk about leaving streaks!
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Who thinks of this shit?

June 17, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross, random, WTF | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments