Ewwww What Is That?

If I'm pretentious, then I'm important enough to know this already.

Maybe I’m an F’n Moron

Maybe I’ve been wrong all these years. Maybe I’m the f’n moron and my cowokers are geniuses. This the only explanation I have for why I’m the only one who can write, what I thought, was a complete and proper sentence. Maybe double negatives, incomplete run-on sentences, and made-up words are grammatically correct. Simple sentences are for dumbasses like myself. It’s too bad I went to school and spent all that tuition money, only to learn the wrong crap. Today brought with it the joys of reading this sentence: “I went to my manager and asked called REDACTED and verified funds and it was not available.”. When I asked the employee to resubmit the form with this and other corrections made, she asked, “Why what’s wrong with it?” It doesn’t make sense and manages to be an incomplete run-on sentences you idiot. I really do work with some of the dumbest people to ever survive past 5 years old.

August 12, 2009 Posted by | work | , , , | Comments Off on Maybe I’m an F’n Moron