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best of craigslist: The Sexy Tub Shart Incident – m4w

best of craigslist: The Sexy Tub Shart Incident – m4w.

The Sexy Tub Shart Incident – m4w


Date: 2009-06-10, 5:19PM EDT


I know the bubble bath was really sexy, fun and us both so damn horny, but I was just trying to make a few bubbles and some laughs. I am sorry I sharted in the tub, but you didn’t have jump out of the tub and freak the fuck out with your arms, legs and hair flinging sharty water everywhere. Now I have soapy shart water all over the bath room, hallway walls and ceilings of both. It is even in the fucking carpet. Thanks for the freak out and ungodly mess. Please don’t let a weird one time incident come between us baby. You know we need each other despite the flying soapy shit water.

  • Location: The Tub
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August 22, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross | , , , | Comments Off on best of craigslist: The Sexy Tub Shart Incident – m4w

Guy Calls Wal-Mart for Buttplugs, Wal-Mart, Funny, Prank Calls, Sound Bite

Guy Calls Wal-Mart for Buttplugs, Wal-Mart, Funny, Prank Calls, Sound Bite.

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August 22, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross | | Comments Off on Guy Calls Wal-Mart for Buttplugs, Wal-Mart, Funny, Prank Calls, Sound Bite

WTF? Is that a fountain of slime?

In the spirit of our charity walk, the city dyed the water fountain neon green.  It looked gross.
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Me, LC, PseudoHR

Also, who wears this to a charity walk?

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WTF? Wedge flip flops, feathered hair, and a skirt?

August 22, 2009 Posted by | weird | , , , , | 2 Comments