Ewwww What Is That?

If I'm pretentious, then I'm important enough to know this already.

Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral

D) all of the above

What the hell is this? It’s sat in the office kitchen all week. No one knows who brought it or what it is……

I’m not touching it!

December 23, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross | Comments Off on Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral

Youch!

No these are freakish toes with long talon nails. I totally broke a nail at work today! That’s how you know you worked hard. Anyway, that shit is gonna have to grow out. It’s way too far down to fix now. Also, I’d totally cry like a baby if I went ahead & ripped it off.

December 3, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross | Comments Off on Youch!