Ewwww What Is That?

If I'm pretentious, then I'm important enough to know this already.

Captchas can be so crude.

I don’t think it’s too much to ask that my captcha options be something sweet and confidence boosting. e.g. smarty pants, pretty girl, you’re awesome

This is what the internet thinks of you:
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June 23, 2010 Posted by | Online Ew | | Comments Off on Captchas can be so crude.

So……..You’re Saying It was A Dude…….

UNIVERSITY POLICE INVESTIGATE CAMPUS ROBBERY

A 20 year-old male UA Student reported to University Police that he was the victim of a robbery that occurred at approximately 2:00 A.M. on Sunday, April 11, 2010. The victim stated he was at work making a food delivery in the 300 block of on the University campus when he was approached by five college-aged males. They engaged the victim in a short conversation before one of the males struck the victim and a scuffle ensued. They took property from the victim and fled in an unknown direction. The victim was able to hold one of the subjects at the scene and this person was turned over to University Police for follow up investigation. The victim suffered a non-life threatening injury during the incident. The victim did not observe any weapon during the event.

The descriptions provided of the suspects who left the scene are as follows:

Suspect 1:

  • Male – Medium Complexion
  • Age – College-aged
  • Height – unknown
  • Weight – Unknown
  • Unknown clothing description.

Suspect 2:

  • Male – Medium Complexion
  • Age – College-aged
  • Height – unknown
  • Weight – Unknown
  • Unknown clothing description.

Suspect 3:

  • Male – Medium Complexion
  • Age – College-aged
  • Height – unknown
  • Weight – Unknown
  • Unknown clothing description.

Suspect 4:

  • Male – Dark Complexion
  • Age – College-aged
  • Height – unknown
  • Weight – Unknown
  • Unknown clothing description.

May 26, 2010 Posted by | Ew Gross | Comments Off on So……..You’re Saying It was A Dude…….

If it’s long and hard….then maybe….

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May 18, 2010 Posted by | Online Ew | , , , | Comments Off on If it’s long and hard….then maybe….

Dirty Diaper Deed

As I was walking through my neighborhood I stumbled across this awesomeness. I have some classy neighbors!

Sent from Sara’s iPhone. Take THAT Droid!

May 12, 2010 Posted by | Ew Gross | Comments Off on Dirty Diaper Deed

Try to Contain Yourself

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That’s it? That’s my “prize” inside? Lame, Cracker Jack. Lame. Wtf kind of prize is a “pencil topper?” you used to have awesome prizes, like fake rings & rub-on tattoos. This is crap.

May 11, 2010 Posted by | food, WTF | , , , , , | Comments Off on Try to Contain Yourself

I dare you not to snicker

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When you order this

May 9, 2010 Posted by | food | , , , | Comments Off on I dare you not to snicker

Did I hear that correctly?

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App fail

May 6, 2010 Posted by | funny | , , , | 2 Comments

My neighbors are weird

Technically, they aren’t my neighbors.  I pass their trailer 2 long country roads before you even get to my neighborhood.  Anyway, they’ve had this doll tied to their mailbox for a month now. FYI we had tornados last Saturday.  You KNOW that thing is permanent.

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April 27, 2010 Posted by | weird, WTF | , , , , | Comments Off on My neighbors are weird

Holy Crap It’s HUGE

I frickin’ hate bugs.  I’m pretty sure I’d pass out if I ever saw a giant tree weta:

giant weta

WTF kind of shit does this thing eat?

March 31, 2010 Posted by | creepy crawly things | , , , , | Comments Off on Holy Crap It’s HUGE

My phone call has a warranty? Awesome!

So, does this mean if my phone call doesn’t go the way I want it to go, I can get it replaced? Awesome!

Ps: I’m aware they intended to direct owners to call the number listed. I’m making fun of their aversion to commas.

March 30, 2010 Posted by | Ew Gross | 2 Comments