Ewwww What Is That?

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Holy Crap It’s HUGE

I frickin’ hate bugs.  I’m pretty sure I’d pass out if I ever saw a giant tree weta:

giant weta

WTF kind of shit does this thing eat?

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March 31, 2010 Posted by | creepy crawly things | , , , , | Comments Off on Holy Crap It’s HUGE

Why Did I Read This….Why?!?!?!?!

mental_floss Blog » 5 Insects People Love to Eat.

Scorpions

Grasshoppers

Locusts

Maguey Worms

Crickets

October 12, 2009 Posted by | creepy crawly things, Ew Gross | , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Albino Soft Shell Turtle

albino soft shell turtle

no....you don't look like a weird penis with a turd on it's back at all....

September 9, 2009 Posted by | creepy crawly things | , , , , | Comments Off on Albino Soft Shell Turtle

Wtf part 2

This is what is outside the tent.

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August 29, 2009 Posted by | creepy crawly things | , , , , | Comments Off on Wtf part 2

Wtf

WTF is waiting for me outside my tent.

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August 29, 2009 Posted by | creepy crawly things | , , , , , | Comments Off on Wtf

FAIL


August 23, 2009 Posted by | creepy crawly things | , , | Comments Off on FAIL

“Show Me” From Real Chance of Love 2

At what point did the tanning salon person neglect to say, “enough is enough.”
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Also….that weave is horrible!

See the other trainwrecks go here.

August 4, 2009 Posted by | creepy crawly things, Television | , , , | Comments Off on “Show Me” From Real Chance of Love 2

Buggy Love

Look! It loves her! A secret admirer has a crush on my sisters arm! How sweet. Too bad it had to die.

buggy

July 23, 2009 Posted by | creepy crawly things | , , , | Comments Off on Buggy Love

Sleep Tight. Don’t Let The Bedbugs Bite

Colorado State University’s Annual ‘Sofa Round-Up’

The Great Sofa Round-Up can’t promise that the bedbugs won’t bite. That’s why Colorado State University’s annual community couch-swapping event is cancelled this year due to an increasing threat of bedbugs across the country.

While bedbugs have not been associated with the Great Sofa Round-Up in the past, and there’s no confirmed outbreak of bedbugs yet, CSU and Fort Collins are still being prudent, city officials said.”We’ve been fortunate in that we haven’t had a real issue (in Fort Collins),” said Neighborhood Administer Ginny Saywer. “I’m not sure whether it’s a matter of time or if we’re being proactive enough.”

Bedbugs are tiny insects with an average lifespan of about nine months that feed on the blood of humans and other warm-blooded hosts and are typically active at night.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,533100,00.html?test=latestnews

July 16, 2009 Posted by | creepy crawly things | 2 Comments

Star Nosed Mole…..

GET IT AWAY!

GET IT AWAY!

This is just plain ugly and creepy.  If it showed up in my yard I ‘d totally beat it with the shovel until it died. It has friggin talons!

June 24, 2009 Posted by | creepy crawly things, WTF | , , , , , | Comments Off on Star Nosed Mole…..