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So……..You’re Saying It was A Dude…….

UNIVERSITY POLICE INVESTIGATE CAMPUS ROBBERY

A 20 year-old male UA Student reported to University Police that he was the victim of a robbery that occurred at approximately 2:00 A.M. on Sunday, April 11, 2010. The victim stated he was at work making a food delivery in the 300 block of on the University campus when he was approached by five college-aged males. They engaged the victim in a short conversation before one of the males struck the victim and a scuffle ensued. They took property from the victim and fled in an unknown direction. The victim was able to hold one of the subjects at the scene and this person was turned over to University Police for follow up investigation. The victim suffered a non-life threatening injury during the incident. The victim did not observe any weapon during the event.

The descriptions provided of the suspects who left the scene are as follows:

Suspect 1:

  • Male – Medium Complexion
  • Age – College-aged
  • Height – unknown
  • Weight – Unknown
  • Unknown clothing description.

Suspect 2:

  • Male – Medium Complexion
  • Age – College-aged
  • Height – unknown
  • Weight – Unknown
  • Unknown clothing description.

Suspect 3:

  • Male – Medium Complexion
  • Age – College-aged
  • Height – unknown
  • Weight – Unknown
  • Unknown clothing description.

Suspect 4:

  • Male – Dark Complexion
  • Age – College-aged
  • Height – unknown
  • Weight – Unknown
  • Unknown clothing description.

May 26, 2010 Posted by | Ew Gross | Comments Off on So……..You’re Saying It was A Dude…….

Dirty Diaper Deed

As I was walking through my neighborhood I stumbled across this awesomeness. I have some classy neighbors!

Sent from Sara’s iPhone. Take THAT Droid!

May 12, 2010 Posted by | Ew Gross | Comments Off on Dirty Diaper Deed

My phone call has a warranty? Awesome!

So, does this mean if my phone call doesn’t go the way I want it to go, I can get it replaced? Awesome!

Ps: I’m aware they intended to direct owners to call the number listed. I’m making fun of their aversion to commas.

March 30, 2010 Posted by | Ew Gross | 2 Comments

I’m on the fence to what this could be

Wtf is that?

March 26, 2010 Posted by | Ew Gross | Comments Off on I’m on the fence to what this could be

I sparkle FML

The network is down so….I’m passing the time by making fun of my coworker. She has this picture in her office (even though her child is 12 not her). I put a post-it on the original. I’ve edited it for online viewing.

March 2, 2010 Posted by | Ew Gross | Comments Off on I sparkle FML

Toilet mushroom

Ew ew ew. There’s a mushroom growing in this toilet.

February 27, 2010 Posted by | Ew Gross | Comments Off on Toilet mushroom

Coming up next!

Thanks, but I’ll pass.

February 13, 2010 Posted by | Ew Gross | Comments Off on Coming up next!

This reminds me of

What you feel like when you have diarrhea. I’m just sayin’…

February 12, 2010 Posted by | Ew Gross | Comments Off on This reminds me of

Bad combo!

Why would you ever want to use this for both!?!?

February 10, 2010 Posted by | Ew Gross | Comments Off on Bad combo!

Dominos Fail

Seriously Dominos? Is it that difficult to make a pizza?

January 24, 2010 Posted by | Ew Gross | Comments Off on Dominos Fail