Ewwww What Is That?

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That’s Enough Lisa

According to Lisa Rinna, in a recent interview w/ Nancy O’dell, she wanted hideous lips since she was a child.
“Back 23 years ago I saw Beaches the movie & Barbara Hershey went and had collagen put in her lips and we thought that, that was- as silly as it may sound- the coolest thing ever!”
(Lisa Rinna, to Access Hollywood’s Nancy O’dell)
1) Let’s not kid ourselves Lisa, 23 years ago? You expect us to believe that? Try 33 years ago.
2) Really? Mr. Potatohead lips look cool?
3) Ew. You look like a bee stung you.

Also ew, Rinna goes on to say, instead of using collagen (b/c that isn’t permanent) she had silicon put in her lips. She gave her lips a boob job. Classy. To make sure her fake boob lips stay soft, she has to use cortisone cream b/c scar tissue develops around the silicon. Wow Lisa, your husband is, er, a lucky man.
She likens her boob-lips to getting a tattoo b/c tat’s are permanent. Well, yes they are (kinda). You can fade tattoos or have them removed w/o losing/damaging part of your face (unless you were awesome enough to get your ex’s name tatted on your forehead). And oh yeah Lisa, you’re an entertainer. Your face is kinda important to your job.

Ew.......They don't even look like lips.

Ew.......They don't even look like lips.

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May 31, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity, random | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on That’s Enough Lisa

You Should Be Ashamed

This is just ugly. These models work hard at not eating so they can look skinny. Not only did you make them fat with your ugly clothes, you made them ugly with your ugly make-up. Shame on you.

WTF

WTF

May 31, 2009 Posted by | random | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on You Should Be Ashamed

Urban Dictionary

Yeah! Urban Dictionary published my submissions! Check them out below!

May 17, 2009 Posted by | random | , , , , , | Comments Off on Urban Dictionary

“COL” from Urban Dictionary

COL

Cat on lap. Used as your reason for not being able to do something b/c it will disturb the cat.

Wife: Honey, can you get me a soda from the fridge?
Husband: Why can’t you?
Wife: I’m COL
Husband: Oh, okay.

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“Pet Whipped” from Urban Dictionary

Pet Whipped

One who does everything for the benefit of their pet. Someone who places their pet’s needs or desires (real or not) above others. One who acts as a servant to their pet.

I had to dump that girl. The dog got better treatment than me. She’s totally pet whipped.

May 17, 2009 Posted by | random | , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on “Pet Whipped” from Urban Dictionary