Ewwww What Is That?

If I'm pretentious, then I'm important enough to know this already.

A little e coli with your dinner?

Ew. They could wipe that off. That’s f’n nasty.



September 28, 2009 Posted by | food | , , , , , | Comments Off on A little e coli with your dinner?

Needle Marks

The phlebotomist totally left needle marks on my arm! At least it isn’t too bad. I’ve had better. I’ve had waaaaay worse. I’ll only look like a first time junkie for a little while today.


September 22, 2009 Posted by | Health | , , , , , | Comments Off on Needle Marks


Why would you leave this in the sink? And no, it was not left by a kid. It was left by a grown man. Ew ew ew


September 2, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross | , , , , | 3 Comments

Wash your sheets

Ew wash your sheets. Why is there a used tissue in your bed. That is just nasty. How do we share a mother? I know she taught her better than this.


July 31, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross | , , , , , | Comments Off on Wash your sheets

Chocolate, blood, or cat poop?

I noticed this on the bed just now. Ew! At first, I thought, “Great, one of the cats got sh!t on the bed! Argggg!” Then I remembered, I cut too low on one of Hunter’s nails (1 of our cats) – maybe she got blood on the sheet. I called Ben in to investigate. We determined, it’s not from a cat. Don’t ask how we determined this….anyway…… I forgot, I had a chocolate chip granola bar! It’s a melted chip. Now I feel like a total fatty!


And yes, we have gold colored sheets.  That’s because we’re claaaaaaassy.

June 17, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross, food | , , , , | 2 Comments