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Fat Guy Shirts

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September 29, 2009 Posted by | funny | , , , | Comments Off on Fat Guy Shirts

She should consider the diet version…..

People of Walmart: a collection of all the creatures that grace us with their presence at Walmart, America’s favorite store..

August 30, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross | , , , | Comments Off on She should consider the diet version…..

Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat | National news | Chron.com – Houston Chronicle

Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat | National news | Chron.com – Houston Chronicle.

HOUSTON — An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.

The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.

August 21, 2009 Posted by | GOOOOOOOO | , , , | Comments Off on Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat | National news | Chron.com – Houston Chronicle

Hell and burnt hair

I swear, 90% of my co workers are cold because they are so fat & sedentary their blood doesn’t circulate. It’s 10:30 in the morning and the office is already 77 degrees. It rose from 75 despite my two fans blowing….constantly. This is why this place smells musty. The rest of us run around in clothing that violates the dress code in an attempt to stay comfortable…..and avoid heat stroke. My office has no windows. I sit in the middle of our small, 1 story building. The rest of the building is even hotter. Yeah. My office temp will rise above 80 before I leave today. Do you know what 20 fatties, sweltering in heat smell like? Hell. That’s what. Hell and burnt hair.

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July 8, 2009 Posted by | work | , , , , , | 2 Comments

OMG OMG OMG OMG

OMG. Fox will debut a show about chubby chasers!  I’m a little grossed out, but I’ll probably watch it…..does that make me weird? Read below the picture (or click here) to learn about the show.

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LARGER-THAN-LIFE SINGLE MAN LOOKS FOR “MORE TO LOVE”

New Dating Series Executive-Produced by Reality Czar Mike Fleiss

FOX is setting out to prove that love comes in all shapes and sizes with the new inspirational dating competition series MORE TO LOVE. Executive-produced by Mike Fleiss (“The Bachelor,” “The Bachelorette”), the unscripted series follows a single average guy with a big waist and an even bigger heart as he romances several confident and secure plus-size women. Each week, the husky hunk will wine and dine a group of curvy women to determine if they have more love to give or if they are truly more than he can handle. When the size of competition narrows, he will have to decide if one full-figured lady will become his true love.

“This is a dating show that sends the right message about embracing and loving yourself no matter your shape or size,” said executive producer Mike Fleiss. “When you are comfortable with your own body, you can really allow yourself to be open to the possibility of finding the right person to love.”

Iconic full-figured supermodel Emme will host MORE TO LOVE. A pioneer for plus-size women in the modeling industry, Emme became the first full-figured model to land a contract as a cosmetics company spokesperson when she signed with Revlon. Her career as a model, television personality, author, inspirational speaker and clothing designer promotes and exemplifies positive body image, self-esteem and self-acceptance.

June 25, 2009 Posted by | Television, WTF | , , , , , | Comments Off on OMG OMG OMG OMG

Good Night She’s a Biggin’

How is that car not tipped up?

GOOOOO

GOOOOO

June 25, 2009 Posted by | GOOOOOOOO | , , , | 2 Comments

You Should Be Ashamed

This is just ugly. These models work hard at not eating so they can look skinny. Not only did you make them fat with your ugly clothes, you made them ugly with your ugly make-up. Shame on you.

WTF

WTF

May 31, 2009 Posted by | random | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on You Should Be Ashamed

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May 25, 2009 Posted by | Motivational | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Mooseknuckle