Ewwww What Is That?

If I'm pretentious, then I'm important enough to know this already.

I’d rather hit snooze….or something…..

Why would anyone want to wake up to something nasty (even if it is erotic)?  Bad translator! BAD!

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June 28, 2009 Posted by | Not What You Think, WTF | , , , | Comments Off on I’d rather hit snooze….or something…..

This Is A Shitty Pen

Talk about leaving streaks!
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Who thinks of this shit?

June 17, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross, random, WTF | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Urban Dictionary

Yeah! Urban Dictionary published my submissions! Check them out below!

May 17, 2009 Posted by | random | , , , , , | Comments Off on Urban Dictionary

“COL” from Urban Dictionary

COL

Cat on lap. Used as your reason for not being able to do something b/c it will disturb the cat.

Wife: Honey, can you get me a soda from the fridge?
Husband: Why can’t you?
Wife: I’m COL
Husband: Oh, okay.

May 17, 2009 Posted by | random | , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on “COL” from Urban Dictionary

“Pet Whipped” from Urban Dictionary

Pet Whipped

One who does everything for the benefit of their pet. Someone who places their pet’s needs or desires (real or not) above others. One who acts as a servant to their pet.

I had to dump that girl. The dog got better treatment than me. She’s totally pet whipped.

May 17, 2009 Posted by | random | , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on “Pet Whipped” from Urban Dictionary