Ewwww What Is That?

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My neighbors are weird

Technically, they aren’t my neighbors.  I pass their trailer 2 long country roads before you even get to my neighborhood.  Anyway, they’ve had this doll tied to their mailbox for a month now. FYI we had tornados last Saturday.  You KNOW that thing is permanent.

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April 27, 2010 Posted by | weird, WTF | , , , , | Comments Off on My neighbors are weird

Now That’s Nifty: Public Access Love Song

All the most interesting, nifty, funny and amazing things from across the internet.

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August 21, 2009 Posted by | hee hee | , , , , , , | Comments Off on Now That’s Nifty: Public Access Love Song

7 Fatal Injuries (That People Somehow Survived) | Cracked.com

7 Fatal Injuries (That People Somehow Survived) | Cracked.com.

August 11, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross, WTF | , , , , , , | Comments Off on 7 Fatal Injuries (That People Somehow Survived) | Cracked.com

Seriously????????

The Pee Without Noise Stool is one of those ideas that’s so cool we’re embarrassed we didn’t think of it before. We’ve all been there: it’s 2am in a sleeping house, your mother-in-law is right behind you in line for the potty, or you’ve and don’t want to broadcast the fact that you downed six glasses of beer over the course of your date.

As great as it is to be able to pee standing up, there are some situations where you just want to do your business discreetly, and having the outlet several feet above the bowl makes it hard to keep the volume down.

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You could sit, but not only is that unbecoming a man, you also risk splashing the rim. Enter the Pee Without Noise stool. Kneeling on its soft cushions positions you at the exact right height to land your stream in the bowl at a much-reduced velocity and volume level. This simple, elegant tool could save your dignity, your relationship, or even your life (if there’s a robber in the house but you just have to go)!

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The Pee Without Noise stool features:

  • Choose from polyurethane DX or wood Eco models
  • Size: 15x31x23cm (DX), 51x22x14cm (Eco)
  • Weight: 900gm (DX), 1350g (Eco)
  • Both models rated to 120kg (265lb) of weight
  • Manual: Japanese

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Found this on Japan Trend Shop.

June 27, 2009 Posted by | Shopping, weird | , , , , | Comments Off on Seriously????????

This Is A Shitty Pen

Talk about leaving streaks!
Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew

Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew

Who thinks of this shit?

June 17, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross, random, WTF | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

That’s Enough Lisa

According to Lisa Rinna, in a recent interview w/ Nancy O’dell, she wanted hideous lips since she was a child.
“Back 23 years ago I saw Beaches the movie & Barbara Hershey went and had collagen put in her lips and we thought that, that was- as silly as it may sound- the coolest thing ever!”
(Lisa Rinna, to Access Hollywood’s Nancy O’dell)
1) Let’s not kid ourselves Lisa, 23 years ago? You expect us to believe that? Try 33 years ago.
2) Really? Mr. Potatohead lips look cool?
3) Ew. You look like a bee stung you.

Also ew, Rinna goes on to say, instead of using collagen (b/c that isn’t permanent) she had silicon put in her lips. She gave her lips a boob job. Classy. To make sure her fake boob lips stay soft, she has to use cortisone cream b/c scar tissue develops around the silicon. Wow Lisa, your husband is, er, a lucky man.
She likens her boob-lips to getting a tattoo b/c tat’s are permanent. Well, yes they are (kinda). You can fade tattoos or have them removed w/o losing/damaging part of your face (unless you were awesome enough to get your ex’s name tatted on your forehead). And oh yeah Lisa, you’re an entertainer. Your face is kinda important to your job.

Ew.......They don't even look like lips.

Ew.......They don't even look like lips.

May 31, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity, random | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on That’s Enough Lisa