Holy Crap It’s HUGE

I frickin’ hate bugs.  I’m pretty sure I’d pass out if I ever saw a giant tree weta:

WTF kind of shit does this thing eat?

My phone call has a warranty? Awesome!

So, does this mean if my phone call doesn’t go the way I want it to go, I can get it replaced? Awesome!

Ps: I’m aware they intended to direct owners to call the number listed. I’m making fun of their aversion to commas.

Don’t call her that!

*snicker* *snicker*
I found this on Craigslist.com. Don’t worry, it was actually for a cow. I often have the maturity of a 12 year-old. The title of the listing is just funny.

I’m on the fence to what this could be

Wtf is that?

Egotistical Loser Gag

LC’s Mama sent me this picture. Apparently, somebody felt it was appropriate to leave their used candy at the drive through window. That’s just f’n nasty. Seriously, how trashy do you have to be. Someone that does this is an egotistical loser. Clearly, they want to disturb anybody else that comes through the drive through. Gag. F’ing Gag.

That’s Not Going Near My Mouth

Do I have to eat that? It looks weird....

I was reading an article on Prevention.com http://www.prevention.com/90_Second_Boost/12.html when I saw this.  My first thought was, ewwwww it looks like shriveled up boobs. I like figs as much as the next person.  I just prefer them already processed.

Um…Your Doughnut Hole Looks Infected

I think your hole needs some ointment....

I sparkle FML

The network is down so….I’m passing the time by making fun of my coworker. She has this picture in her office (even though her child is 12 not her). I put a post-it on the original. I’ve edited it for online viewing.