Ewwww What Is That?

If I'm pretentious, then I'm important enough to know this already.

Holy Crap It’s HUGE

I frickin’ hate bugs.  I’m pretty sure I’d pass out if I ever saw a giant tree weta:

giant weta

WTF kind of shit does this thing eat?


March 31, 2010 Posted by | creepy crawly things | , , , , | Comments Off on Holy Crap It’s HUGE

My phone call has a warranty? Awesome!

So, does this mean if my phone call doesn’t go the way I want it to go, I can get it replaced? Awesome!

Ps: I’m aware they intended to direct owners to call the number listed. I’m making fun of their aversion to commas.

March 30, 2010 Posted by | Ew Gross | 2 Comments

Don’t call her that!

*snicker* *snicker*
I found this on Craigslist.com. Don’t worry, it was actually for a cow. I often have the maturity of a 12 year-old. The title of the listing is just funny.


March 28, 2010 Posted by | hee hee | , , , , | Comments Off on Don’t call her that!

I’m on the fence to what this could be

Wtf is that?

March 26, 2010 Posted by | Ew Gross | Comments Off on I’m on the fence to what this could be

Egotistical Loser Gag

LC’s Mama sent me this picture. Apparently, somebody felt it was appropriate to leave their used candy at the drive through window. That’s just f’n nasty. Seriously, how trashy do you have to be. Someone that does this is an egotistical loser. Clearly, they want to disturb anybody else that comes through the drive through. Gag. F’ing Gag.

ew,candy,drive through

March 21, 2010 Posted by | food | , , , | Comments Off on Egotistical Loser Gag

That’s Not Going Near My Mouth

Do I have to eat that? It looks weird....

I was reading an article on Prevention.com http://www.prevention.com/90_Second_Boost/12.html when I saw this.  My first thought was, ewwwww it looks like shriveled up boobs. I like figs as much as the next person.  I just prefer them already processed.

March 20, 2010 Posted by | food | , , , | Comments Off on That’s Not Going Near My Mouth

Um…Your Doughnut Hole Looks Infected


I think your hole needs some ointment....

March 16, 2010 Posted by | food | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

I sparkle FML

The network is down so….I’m passing the time by making fun of my coworker. She has this picture in her office (even though her child is 12 not her). I put a post-it on the original. I’ve edited it for online viewing.

March 2, 2010 Posted by | Ew Gross | Comments Off on I sparkle FML