Captchas can be so crude.

I don’t think it’s too much to ask that my captcha options be something sweet and confidence boosting. e.g. smarty pants, pretty girl, you’re awesome

This is what the internet thinks of you:

So……..You’re Saying It was A Dude…….

UNIVERSITY POLICE INVESTIGATE CAMPUS ROBBERY

A 20 year-old male UA Student reported to University Police that he was the victim of a robbery that occurred at approximately 2:00 A.M. on Sunday, April 11, 2010. The victim stated he was at work making a food delivery in the 300 block of on the University campus when he was approached by five college-aged males. They engaged the victim in a short conversation before one of the males struck the victim and a scuffle ensued. They took property from the victim and fled in an unknown direction. The victim was able to hold one of the subjects at the scene and this person was turned over to University Police for follow up investigation. The victim suffered a non-life threatening injury during the incident. The victim did not observe any weapon during the event.

The descriptions provided of the suspects who left the scene are as follows:

Suspect 1:

• Male – Medium Complexion
• Age – College-aged
• Height – unknown
• Weight – Unknown
• Unknown clothing description.

Suspect 2:

• Male – Medium Complexion
• Age – College-aged
• Height – unknown
• Weight – Unknown
• Unknown clothing description.

Suspect 3:

• Male – Medium Complexion
• Age – College-aged
• Height – unknown
• Weight – Unknown
• Unknown clothing description.

Suspect 4:

• Male – Dark Complexion
• Age – College-aged
• Height – unknown
• Weight – Unknown
• Unknown clothing description.

If it’s long and hard….then maybe….

Dirty Diaper Deed

As I was walking through my neighborhood I stumbled across this awesomeness. I have some classy neighbors!

Sent from Sara’s iPhone. Take THAT Droid!

Try to Contain Yourself

That’s it? That’s my “prize” inside? Lame, Cracker Jack. Lame. Wtf kind of prize is a “pencil topper?” you used to have awesome prizes, like fake rings & rub-on tattoos. This is crap.

I dare you not to snicker

When you order this

Did I hear that correctly?

App fail

My neighbors are weird

Technically, they aren’t my neighbors.  I pass their trailer 2 long country roads before you even get to my neighborhood.  Anyway, they’ve had this doll tied to their mailbox for a month now. FYI we had tornados last Saturday.  You KNOW that thing is permanent.

Holy Crap It’s HUGE

I frickin’ hate bugs.  I’m pretty sure I’d pass out if I ever saw a giant tree weta:

WTF kind of shit does this thing eat?

My phone call has a warranty? Awesome!

So, does this mean if my phone call doesn’t go the way I want it to go, I can get it replaced? Awesome!

Ps: I’m aware they intended to direct owners to call the number listed. I’m making fun of their aversion to commas.