Ewwww What Is That?

If I'm pretentious, then I'm important enough to know this already.

Try to Contain Yourself

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That’s it? That’s my “prize” inside? Lame, Cracker Jack. Lame. Wtf kind of prize is a “pencil topper?” you used to have awesome prizes, like fake rings & rub-on tattoos. This is crap.

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May 11, 2010 Posted by | food, WTF | , , , , , | Comments Off on Try to Contain Yourself

I dare you not to snicker

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When you order this

May 9, 2010 Posted by | food | , , , | Comments Off on I dare you not to snicker

Egotistical Loser Gag

LC’s Mama sent me this picture. Apparently, somebody felt it was appropriate to leave their used candy at the drive through window. That’s just f’n nasty. Seriously, how trashy do you have to be. Someone that does this is an egotistical loser. Clearly, they want to disturb anybody else that comes through the drive through. Gag. F’ing Gag.

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March 21, 2010 Posted by | food | , , , | Comments Off on Egotistical Loser Gag

That’s Not Going Near My Mouth

Do I have to eat that? It looks weird....

I was reading an article on Prevention.com http://www.prevention.com/90_Second_Boost/12.html when I saw this.  My first thought was, ewwwww it looks like shriveled up boobs. I like figs as much as the next person.  I just prefer them already processed.

March 20, 2010 Posted by | food | , , , | Comments Off on That’s Not Going Near My Mouth

Um…Your Doughnut Hole Looks Infected

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I think your hole needs some ointment....

March 16, 2010 Posted by | food | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Top 10 Most Bizarre Soups – Listverse

Deer Placenta Soup

Top 10 Most Bizarre Soups – Listverse.

October 6, 2009 Posted by | food | , , , , , | Comments Off on Top 10 Most Bizarre Soups – Listverse

A little e coli with your dinner?

Ew. They could wipe that off. That’s f’n nasty.

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September 28, 2009 Posted by | food | , , , , , | Comments Off on A little e coli with your dinner?

Proceed with Caution! – Friggin Random

Proceed with Caution! – Friggin Random.

September 15, 2009 Posted by | food | , , , , | Comments Off on Proceed with Caution! – Friggin Random

Dick Stick anyone? No, well I’ll just keep them all.

with cream filled centers!

with cream filled centers!

August 26, 2009 Posted by | food | , , , | Comments Off on Dick Stick anyone? No, well I’ll just keep them all.

Thats just gross

Not trying to rain on your Placenta Parade, Kim, but I wouldn’t say all of your friends aren’t grossed out. The person who sent this in wondered why it showed up in his/her newsfeed, and I’m sitting here wondering the same thing. I just can’t get down with this ‘progressive’ mommy-speak. I’m sorry. I’m not saying you ladies can’t plant, make a sandwich, blend a smoothie, or quilt a freaking duvet with your placentas, but why must it be discussed in public, online? It’s not cute, and it’s not ‘normalizing’ the concept - it’s freaking people out. (submitted by Anonymous)

August 17, 2009 Posted by | food, Online Ew | , , , | Comments Off on Thats just gross