There’s bread, some yellow stuff, and HOLY F*CK
Holy F*ck why would someone have a frozen snake in their fridge!!!!!!!!!!!?
Is this to prevent others from stealing your food?
You do realize freezing the snake negates it’s threat, right?
Whoever thinks of this stuff is disturbed
Apparently, some disturbed person thought “hey, I wonder if animal placenta is good for your hair?”. That is an idea the rest of us would have let go, the minute it crossed our minds (and we started gagging). It’s like the people that said, hey let’s make lipstick shiny by putting fish scales in it. Why? Because fish scales are shiny or whatever it was they were going for. If I was in that brainstorming session, I’d be the first to say, “yeah fish scale are shiny and gross I’m sure there are plenty of other viable options like shiny plant leaves and crystals.”. Or, how about the weirdo that decided to see if bird poop made a good facial. I refuse to believe that any type of fecal matter creates a good facial product. I get that maybe it’s given a scientific and professional thought such as the chemical make up of the substance or it’s the most financially feasible way to provide this benefit to the public. But you know, at the end of it all, bird shit is still shit and animal placenta is still a gooey blob of mucous, membranes, and tissue. Mostly, there both still icky!
Guy Calls Wal-Mart for Buttplugs, Wal-Mart, Funny, Prank Calls, Sound Bite
Guy Calls Wal-Mart for Buttplugs, Wal-Mart, Funny, Prank Calls, Sound Bite.
7 Fatal Injuries (That People Somehow Survived) | Cracked.com
7 Fatal Injuries (That People Somehow Survived) | Cracked.com.
Lobster Engagement Party Cake
Why would somebody think this was a cute idea for an engagement party cake? I’m not kidding! The explanation, for this specific cake, said it was for an engagement party cake. The last thing I wanna think about, while eating cake, is something that smells fishy.
Grits n Berries
I took mom to brunch (birthday brunch) at Another Broken Egg. They offered gourmet grits with blackberries. It was disgusting. Here’s what it looks like.
Wash your sheets
Ew wash your sheets. Why is there a used tissue in your bed. That is just nasty. How do we share a mother? I know she taught her better than this.
Vietnam Veteran Keeps Vow, Eats 40-Year-Old Cake
Vietnam Veteran Keeps Vow, Eats 40-Year-Old Cake
WASHINGTON — Forty years later, Henry A. Moak, Jr., still loves his pound cake.
The Army colonel popped open an old military ‘C’ Ration can of pound cake from 1969 at his retirement ceremony, and dug in.
Moak got the drab olive can as a Marine helicopter pilot off the Vietnamese coast in 1973. He vowed to hang on to it until the day he retired, storing it in a box with other mementos.
After a formal retirement ceremony, dozens of friends and relatives joined Moak in the Pentagon’s Hall of Heroes as he opened the can to cheers. Moak joked earlier this week that he hoped the can wouldn’t explode. It let off a whooshing sound as the pressure seal broke.
“It smells good,” Moak said as he put a handful in his mouth. He jokingly staggered back a few feet and loudly cleared his throat, while one person yelled out, “Eeww, gross!”
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Thank you to Mr. Henry A. Moak Jr. for his service to our country!
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