Ewwww What Is That?

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There’s bread, some yellow stuff, and HOLY F*CK

Holy F*ck why would someone have a frozen snake in their fridge!!!!!!!!!!!?

Is this to prevent others from stealing your food?

You do realize freezing the snake negates it’s threat, right?

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October 17, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross | , , , , | Comments Off on There’s bread, some yellow stuff, and HOLY F*CK

A Piece of Yourself

That’s F’n nasty.

October 11, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross | , , , | 2 Comments

Whoever thinks of this stuff is disturbed

Apparently, some disturbed person thought “hey, I wonder if animal placenta is good for your hair?”. That is an idea the rest of us would have let go, the minute it crossed our minds (and we started gagging). It’s like the people that said, hey let’s make lipstick shiny by putting fish scales in it. Why? Because fish scales are shiny or whatever it was they were going for. If I was in that brainstorming session, I’d be the first to say, “yeah fish scale are shiny and gross I’m sure there are plenty of other viable options like shiny plant leaves and crystals.”. Or, how about the weirdo that decided to see if bird poop made a good facial. I refuse to believe that any type of fecal matter creates a good facial product. I get that maybe it’s given a scientific and professional thought such as the chemical make up of the substance or it’s the most financially feasible way to provide this benefit to the public. But you know, at the end of it all, bird shit is still shit and animal placenta is still a gooey blob of mucous, membranes, and tissue. Mostly, there both still icky!
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October 5, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross | , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Whoever thinks of this stuff is disturbed

Guy Calls Wal-Mart for Buttplugs, Wal-Mart, Funny, Prank Calls, Sound Bite

Guy Calls Wal-Mart for Buttplugs, Wal-Mart, Funny, Prank Calls, Sound Bite.

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August 22, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross | | Comments Off on Guy Calls Wal-Mart for Buttplugs, Wal-Mart, Funny, Prank Calls, Sound Bite

Thats just gross

Not trying to rain on your Placenta Parade, Kim, but I wouldn’t say all of your friends aren’t grossed out. The person who sent this in wondered why it showed up in his/her newsfeed, and I’m sitting here wondering the same thing. I just can’t get down with this ‘progressive’ mommy-speak. I’m sorry. I’m not saying you ladies can’t plant, make a sandwich, blend a smoothie, or quilt a freaking duvet with your placentas, but why must it be discussed in public, online? It’s not cute, and it’s not ‘normalizing’ the concept - it’s freaking people out. (submitted by Anonymous)

August 17, 2009 Posted by | food, Online Ew | , , , | Comments Off on Thats just gross

7 Fatal Injuries (That People Somehow Survived) | Cracked.com

7 Fatal Injuries (That People Somehow Survived) | Cracked.com.

August 11, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross, WTF | , , , , , , | Comments Off on 7 Fatal Injuries (That People Somehow Survived) | Cracked.com

Lobster Engagement Party Cake

Why would somebody think this was a cute idea for an engagement party cake? I’m not kidding! The explanation, for this specific cake, said it was for an engagement party cake. The last thing I wanna think about, while eating cake, is something that smells fishy.

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August 5, 2009 Posted by | food | , , | Comments Off on Lobster Engagement Party Cake

Grits n Berries

I took mom to brunch (birthday brunch) at Another Broken Egg. They offered gourmet grits with blackberries. It was disgusting. Here’s what it looks like.

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August 1, 2009 Posted by | food | , , | Comments Off on Grits n Berries

Wash your sheets

Ew wash your sheets. Why is there a used tissue in your bed. That is just nasty. How do we share a mother? I know she taught her better than this.

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July 31, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross | , , , , , | Comments Off on Wash your sheets

Vietnam Veteran Keeps Vow, Eats 40-Year-Old Cake

Vietnam Veteran Keeps Vow, Eats 40-Year-Old Cake

WASHINGTON —  Forty years later, Henry A. Moak, Jr., still loves his pound cake.

Col. Henry A. Moak Jr. digs in to an Army ration pound cake from 1973 at his retirement party.

The Army colonel popped open an old military ‘C’ Ration can of pound cake from 1969 at his retirement ceremony, and dug in.

Moak got the drab olive can as a Marine helicopter pilot off the Vietnamese coast in 1973. He vowed to hang on to it until the day he retired, storing it in a box with other mementos.

After a formal retirement ceremony, dozens of friends and relatives joined Moak in the Pentagon’s Hall of Heroes as he opened the can to cheers. Moak joked earlier this week that he hoped the can wouldn’t explode. It let off a whooshing sound as the pressure seal broke.

“It smells good,” Moak said as he put a handful in his mouth. He jokingly staggered back a few feet and loudly cleared his throat, while one person yelled out, “Eeww, gross!”

Click here to read the rest of the story at Foxnews.com

Thank you to Mr. Henry A. Moak Jr. for his service to our country!

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Ew Gross | , , , , , | Comments Off on Vietnam Veteran Keeps Vow, Eats 40-Year-Old Cake