“COL” from Urban Dictionary
Cat on lap. Used as your reason for not being able to do something b/c it will disturb the cat.
Wife: Honey, can you get me a soda from the fridge?
Husband: Why can’t you?
Wife: I’m COL
Husband: Oh, okay.
“Pet Whipped” from Urban Dictionary
One who does everything for the benefit of their pet. Someone who places their pet’s needs or desires (real or not) above others. One who acts as a servant to their pet.
I had to dump that girl. The dog got better treatment than me. She’s totally pet whipped.
Ewwww What Is That? 